Okay, so what is all this about? Well there's this guy called Chris Murphy and
he's a threat to humanity because he's an eyeball munching, graphic design monster from
the third moon of Moncton IV. He keeps a website here.
This is his secret lair where he mixes up salt encrusted milkshakes, reminisciences about the good old days of the Galactic Civil War,
and plots the destruction of planet Earth. Do not be fooled by his happy go lucky nature. He's as harmless
as a clown and you know how evil clowns are. Ask Keir. He's an expert.
Stay back from him and if he attacks RUN!
More will follow if I survive Colour Theory.....